Some people never grow up - I'm one of them. Some people are interesting, well informed, humble and entertaining - I am not one of these people.
So read on if you like to hear the pointless jibber-jabber of an opinionated and disgustingly arrogant (but amazingly handsome) lazy feckless layabout whose favourite hobby is laying down in a hammock airing his genitalia with a roll-up hanging from his gob.
Yes I am a model citizen.
Do what I say or I'll shit inside your pillow whilst you're at work